OMG! HUGE!

Can you guess which one is Akbar Risuddin? A four-day-old baby boy, weighing 8.7-kilograms (19.2-pounds), lays in the middle of two standard size newborn babies at a hospital in Kisaran, North Sumatra, Indonesia. 19 lbs! Can you imagine? I mean I was 10 lbs, 11 ounces back in the 70s and a month late.. how did this child get so big?

Everyone Loves Single Ladies

Just listen to the father laughing in the background its so priceless. I hope my baby loves Single Ladies too!

Baby Dances To Beyonce @ Yahoo! Video

The Hills salaries

Get this.. these fools make

Lauren $125,000 (she would only be in the show so long as no one made more than her, smart!)
Audrina & Heidi $100,000 an episode
Spencer $65,000
Brody $45,000

I just can't support this anymore. Its too fake its killing it.

New Britney Track!

This track was written by Max Martin the producer who wrote Baby Hit Me One More Time. I still love her she rocks!

Vampy make-up application

It's a pretty simple make-up application and its great if you love to apply make-up like me.. I WANT THAT MAC PALETTE! Its amazing!

The butt of all Kanye jokes

If you're going to be a complete ass, and yes he's apoligized but he's still an ass... you're going to be made fun of.. here's a Kanye joke for you..

Knock, knock

who's there?

Interrupting Kanye,

interrupt...

MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO

and check out this site.. 

www.kanyethis.com he interrupts you on any site you choose.. 

After baby body

Really? come on! She has to be wearing like 3 cinch's.. Is this really possible?

[Image via GSI Media.]

Surpisingly great.. and the not so beautiful

I just watched the first episode of Modern Family and its such a funny show. I haven't even heard of it, just caught it on trying to find something to watch Friday night. Its followed by Cougar Town which is also pretty interesting. I'm not too sure if I like Flash Forward too much. It had drama, and it looked like the budget was pretty great with the graphics and all but can I really watch another show like Lost where the script is so mysterious that it feels like the writers just make shit up as they go? I like a plan.. a well thought out plan..

Beautiful Life has been cancelled after 2 episodes. It's the first casualty of the season. They're saying the next few shows that have the likeliness of being cancelled are Parks and Recreation, Accidentally on Purpose and So You Think You Can Dance U.S. will go back to just being aired during the summer.

AHAHAH HAHAHAH AHAHAHAH

A friend of mine had me watch this video this past weekend.. Its kind of gross but its totally hilarious.. watch if you like..

Beautiful Life sucks.. just watch Glee

I tried to watch Beautiful Life last night and was so bored I went back to good old HGTV to watch Hidden Potential. I just love those render drawings.. anyway.. Glee was on last night again.. and has risen even more! That show is amazing! The football team collaboratively did the Single Ladies dance in the middle of a game.. come on when is that not funny?

Tyra and the Cinch!

Last night Tyra had a show on the first year of having a baby.. really she just talked about the effects women have physically and emotionally with themselves nothing really with her baby. Anyway.. this woman created this thing that helps your baby belly hide.. Here's the website http://www.byanew.com/?p=cinch The woman named Anew travelled the world to find the perfect fabrics that will allow a tummy tuck while being comfortable.. I wonder if any retailers in Canada have this.. I have to have one!  Celebrities from Angelina Jolie, Gwen Stefani, Minnie Driver, Jennifer Gardner, Amy Poehler, Ashlee Simpson, Lisa Marie Presley.. and more have used this.. and surgery of course but whatever I can get to help!

If you actually watched Oprah last night..

So this woman McKenzie Phillips daughter of John Phillips of The Mama's and Papa's is saying that she had a ten year sexual relationship with her father. ICK!! GROSS!! She was taking drugs like coke and heroine at the age of 11, and woke up one day from a black out to find her father on top of her.. Her family is stating she's a liar I don't know.. It was so disturbing.. she had to be really mashed up out of her brains to really have gone through this or even hallucinate that it happened.. UGH! GAG!!

GG

Can someone please tell me what the purpose of Vanessa is on Gossip Girl? She is SO irrelevant! I can see they're trying real hard for her so they put her in the dorm with Blair and Georgina but the brother boyfriend thing is getting annoying.. and Serena.. she is the stupidest girl on the face of the planet.. Why the hell can't she just tell her friends and family she wants to know her father? Holy unnecessary drams!!!!

New couple alert and show talks

Hayden likes her men older.. She was spotted with Entourage's Kevin Connolly at the HBO Emmys party. Hayden's 20, Kevin's 35, but kind of a shorty type of guy no? Hey whatever floats your boat...

oh and Heroes.. I mean I was really looking forward to watching the season opener.. IT WAS SO SLOW AND BORING!!!!! B O R I N G!!!!!!! Not sure if I'm going to continue watching that one..

90210.. if those people would just talk to each other already they would know that all the stupidity they're going trough is all fake. Can't they just come up with new drama for the new season like most shows?

Melrose.. started off alright killing good old Sydney right off the bat. All the actors were pretty good except for Ashley Simpson (why couldn't they just get a real actress for that?) but the second I was already annoyed of the newly engaged couple, they already had 8 fights in two shows, the blonde being gay, not gay, gay, not gay, mean, boyfriend/fiancé stealer.. enough already you only had 2 episodes for crying out loud! Probably going to ditch that one..

As for shows to watch so far...

Glee (its really good especially if you're into 90's music)

Vampire Diaries (is a good mix of Twilight and True Blood combined)

America's Next Top Model (5'7s y'all)

How I Met Your Mother (Still my fav! NPH is SO funny)

The Office (still funny and weird)

still waiting for Grey's, Private Practice, CSI Las Vegas, One Tree Hill (missed it),  Flash Forward (might be interesting, its from the creators of Lost), Lost not sure when that starts again and perhaps The Beautiful Life (model show with Micha Barton.. eh?)

Yes I watch everything.

It's Not What You Wear Its How You Wear it.

Here are some Myspace Muses courtesy of whowhatweardaily.com one of my favourite sites along with Sienna Miller who's fashion.. well its looks so comfortable, easy yet stylish.. Loves it!

Baby News

After several years of marriage, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. had their baby girl and named her Charlotte Grace Prinze. Just thinking about names...

Who checks Facebook while robbing someone's house?

The thief decided to take a break during his break-in and figured he'd check his Facebook account using the computer in the victim's house. That's stupid enough but the crook didn't even bother to log out of the site before leaving the house. The investigation was relatively straightforward, cops found the guy through a friend, discovered an aquaintance who the guy asked to be part of the burglary, and tracked the guy down himself. He's now in custody on $10,000 bail and is facing up to 10 years in prison if he's convicted for the crime..

Just Gross!

A Florida woman was sentenced Monday to a year and a day for keeping her dead mother's body in a bedroom... get this.. for years while collecting more than $230,000 in pension benefits. There were no signs of foul play, so her mother just died and she left her there to collect money.. Gross, gross, gross and then gag!

Ever since I've heard of him he's been the butt of all my jokes

The Hoff was taken to emerg via the ambulance by mistake. Apparently they said he was drunk, but his rep said, no he wasn't drunk he was just high on pain meds. Really? They couldn't tell that before they wheeled him off on a stretcher and drove to the hospital? 

Spice Girls Reunite Again!

Friends first and foremost the Spice Girls may be working on reuniting. Geri Halliwell sparked rumors of a reunion after she went on tv and admitted there's a "possibility" they may be working on reuniting, which means they're hanging out again so why not make some more money and dance around on stage like they're 16 all over again.. I mean if I could do it I would!

Fatty McFatty

Last night I had a dream more like a nightmare that my significant other became obese, the thing was all I could see was his body and no face, not even sure it was my current hubs but that was creepy.. Kind of like K-fed. Look at him! I mean he was disgusting before he was fat, and now he's just a Fatty McFatty living off of Brit Brit's money.. ew!

I know, its SO teen but seriously I love, love, love it!!

I can't even tell you the number of times I've read the Twilight Series but while I fell in love with it I believe I conceived so it may have some relevance to how it affects me. Anyway here are some behind the scenes photos of New Moon coming out November 20!!!! The first film was a bit low-budg, but I'm sure New Moon will be so much better considering the amount of money the first one made as well as switching out the directors. And the first pick: That's what I want to be doing! MOVIE MAKE-UP!! 

Sad :(

Patrick Swayze will always be the coolest bad ass because of Dirty Dancing... Who's going to carry us over the water like this now? His close friends and family say the one thing Patrick regretted in his life was not having children. Apparently he was desperate to become a father and was devastated when his wife Lisa had a miscarriage. She lost the baby three months into the pregnancy, and while they kept trying for another baby, it never happened. :(

Preggers of 2010

For some reason they say you tend to notice people and celebrities that are pregnant when you are but it seems like everyone is pregnant.. here are the preggers that I know of..

Heidi Klum

Gisele Bundchen

Adriana Lima

Karolina Kurkova

Kourtney Kardashian

LeeLee Sobieski

Christina Milian

Ellen Pompeo

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Idina Menzel (Taye Diggs wife)

Kendra Wilkinson

Celine Dion

Samantha Burke (Jude Law's 24 year old baby mama)

Julie Chen (Host of Big Brother)

Layla Kayleigh (Host of ABDC)

Amy Ryan (The Office)

Oksana Grigorieva (Mel Gibson's)

Ashley Jensen (Ugly Betty's Bff)

Judy Reyes (Scrubs Latina)

Sarah Chalke (Srubs Dr. Blondie)

Camilla Alves (Matthew McConaughey)

Pretty preggers clothing!

So does anyone know where I can buy this stuff in Toronto without having to purchase online? I still haven't merged over to the internet world of buying clothes because I have to try it on in order to make my purchase... so... really where can I try these?

I heart Johnny and Johnny's french fries!

I collected these images of Johnny from this past July.. That's all he needs a white shirt and jeans! OH MY! He is definitely still my dreamboat of hunkiness! The Johnny's french fries is only in reference to my never ending craving.. maybe there's a reason! huh?

Gossip Girl!

Gossip Girl is back on the air! Blake looks lovely in her red gown but Leighton.. not sure about those knotted shoulder pads.. she looks a little Star Wars no?

I just miss him!

Where have you been Orly? Still a hottie!

Inspiration

One day I'm going to be this kind of Art Director where I can do the most amazing photoshoots in the most amazing remote places on earth. Here are some Japanese haute couture photos I find inspirational!